I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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