He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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