she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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