Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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