Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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