I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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