Are we in a gay sports bar?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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