Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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