On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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