I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This toilet bowl is my home.
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