marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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