Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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