I wish i was in the wii world.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
