you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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