Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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