i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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