It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Everything about him screamed your future.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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