Someone shit on the floor
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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