My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Actions speak louder than pants.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize