Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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