Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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