Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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