ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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