Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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