I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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