even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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