1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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