sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
It's never too late to be topless.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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