OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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