I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
