I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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