Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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