the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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