note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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