come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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