No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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