Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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