So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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