idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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