Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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