My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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