But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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