handjob tips. give me some.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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