When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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