Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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