Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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