at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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