Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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