I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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