btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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