i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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