new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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