and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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