High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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